The Beginning

I was born at a very early age. I was a bottle baby, but then one day the bottle broke, and I escaped. I ran away with the circus, but they made me bring it back.

The Rest of the Story

Modesty forbids me from telling you more. She sure is pushy, that Modesty gal!

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More stuff could go here, but I'm tired of typing.

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Finally, the last of the placeholders. You can stop reading now. Can't you? You can stop reading, right? You're not, like, addicted to it or sumthin'? *Whew*, good!

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